junglejim4322:

junglejim4322:

junglejim4322:

[woman who’s never maintained eye contact with a gay person before]: This is for the girls and the gays ☺️

[woman who’s scared of lesbians]: this is for the gays and the girlies 😌

eggplantmaniac420:

never ask a master origami artist to roll the joint. just watched two and a half grams of 31% indica dominant hybrid get turned into a beautiful hummingbird and fly away into the sunset

softwaring:

lmfaooo

jimmyhoffathecat:

jame7t:

jimmyhoffathecat:

He’s very shy…

Class 9 psychokinetic threat

yardsards:

glasskit:

i always find it weird when people describe children as worry free because most of my childhood memories are of me worrying

ALT

theythemthighs:

saintjosie:

saintjosie:

thickness-protection-program:

gravityjunior:

Every time I see my mutuals post in their native tongue that I don’t understand I’m like yes 🥰 that’s language babes 💖

고추

hehe i said penis

manywinged:

manywinged:

manywinged:

one of the best side effects of dyeing your hair is if you do it often enough you can destroy people’s sense of object permanence. it’s like microdosing on shapeshifting.

i’ll show up to work with a new dye job and my coworkers will literally be like i’m sorry who’s this guy. and when i’m like it’s me james? we’ve worked together for years? they’re like “yes, i suppose see it now… you do look like him… but the james i know has blue hair… what kind of devilish trickery is this…”

ALT

nineteenth-order-simulacra:

sandmandaddy69:

animentality:

yungrapunxelpart2:

peoplegettingkindamadatfood:

the dad kept buying it tho. #ally

verydistinctive:

score 1-0 heterophobia

synthyk:

Let’s take ibuprofen….. together.